Let me take the opportunity of Presidents’ Day to tell you how excited I am for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I don’t even know if it’s going to be a good movie or not. I’m just glad it exists. We endow our national leaders with such hyperbolic, colloquial myths anyway that it’s oddly refreshing to see people doing it for deliberate entertainment. And Lincoln being one of our most enigmatic presidents, is it too far-fetched to imagine him as an ax-wielding slayer of the supernatural? (Don’t answer that; you’ll ruin it for me.)